New Jun - script

Jun is sitting on the grass reading a book while humming “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head”, when she hears a familiar voice in the distance.

Carnie: (offscreen) Jun! Hey, Jun!

Jun: (frowning) Oh no. Here comes Peter Cottonfail.

Carnie: (hops over) Juny!

Jun: What is it, Carnie? Can't you see I'm busy?

Carnie: I was wondering if you'd like to play with me today.

Jun: No thanks. I still remember last time. (shudders while disturbing music plays)

Carnie: I already apologized! Can you at least let me tell you what game we're playing this time?

Jun: Fine. What game are we playing?

Carnie: Catch the piano!  

Carnie then tosses a huge piano on top of Jun, causing the unideer to struggle to carry it on her back.

Jun: Carnie! What was that for? You could've killed me! I'm not a...

The piano collapses on top of Jun.

Jun: ...cartoon character.

Carnie lifts up the bottom of the piano, revealing a flattened Jun underneath. The rabbit peels Jun off and lays the flattened unideer on the ground.

Carnie: Don't go anywhere, Jun! I'll go get the pump! (hops away)

Jun: The pump? Oh no...

Carnie instantly returns carrying a bike pump. She attaches the nozzle into Jun's mouth and begins to pump air into Jun's mouth. Unfortunately, she pumps the unideer a little too much and inflates her to the size of a house. The rabbit then pulls the nozzle out of her mouth and Jun deflates like a balloon, blowing Carnie's ears back and launching into the air, zipping around the sky at high speed. Two squirrels in a tree notice.

Squirrel 1: Look! A shooting star! Make a wish!

Jun then lands in a tree. She opens her eyes to see that her horn is embedded in a tree branch and she's hanging by her horn.

Jun: (struggling and grunting to get loose) As soon as (rrg), I get out of (ugh) this mess, I'm gonna (mmf) use the pump on her and (rgh) see how she likes it!

She's surprised to see Richard the Ranter walking over to a small pool thirty feet away.

Richard: They think they can bathe me in them newfangled bathtubs. Ha! I'll show them! I'll bathe the old-fashioned way. The superior way!

To Jun's disgust and horror, Richard begins to take off his clothes right in front of her.

Jun: (covering her eyes with her tail) Oh my Pete! Make it stop! Make it stop! Ugh! Gross! Gross! My eyes are bleeding! I need eye bleach! Eye bleach!


Jun squirms again and manages to break free from the branch. She runs off panting, before stopping.


Jun: Wait a minute.


Camera pans up to reveal her horn is missing. Cut to reveal her horn is still embedded in the tree branch. Jun sighs as she trots over to the tree, pulls her horn out with her tail tuft, and sticks it back on her head. Much to her horror, she finds herself looking at Richard's naked body again. She covers her eyes.


Jun: Oh Pete, why? Why did you have to create such disgustingness? WHY?!?!?!?!

Cut to Jun in her house talking to Carnie.

Jun: Thanks to you and your stupid pump, I had to view wrinkly old man buns!

Carnie: Cool!

Jun: No! Not cool! Gross! And the worst part is that I can't get the image out of my head!

Carnie: Maybe I could go into your head and remove it for you.

Jun: What?

Carnie: You heard me. Now hold still.

Carnie walks over to Jun, pulls the latter's ear open, and is just about to step in.

Jun: Wait! Are you sure this is safe?

Carnie: Pfft. I've done it many times before! You worry too much. Now hold still and let the rabbit do her job.

Carnie steps into Jun's stretched open ear. It snaps back to normal size. Jun can hear Carnie singing inside, with her voice echoing.

Jun: Carnie? Are you doing your job in there? Carnie?

The inside of Jun's head is represented as a big long hallway with doors on each side. Carnie is hopping down the hallway while Jun's voice comes from a loudspeaker in the corner of the ceiling.

Jun: (from the loudspeaker) Carnie! You'd better not be messing around in there.

Carnie: Don't worry, Jun! All I'm going to do is...hey, what's this?

Carnie is in front of a door that says “Private: Keep Out”.

Carnie: “Private: Keep Out”. I gotta check this out!

Jun: Carnie! Carnie! You'd better not be going through my private memories!

Carnie arrives at a bunch of cabinets filled with files. She walks over to one, opens up the drawer, and starts looking through it.

Carnie: Hold on a minute! I just wanna see this stuff. It looks interesting. Whoa! I didn't know you wet the bed until you were in high school! Awww...you look so cute as a foal-fawn in this frilly pink bathing suit!

Outside, Jun is blushing, before getting angry.

Jun: I swear to Pete, Carnie, if you don't get out if their, I'll get you out by force!  

The unideer looks around before noticing a hammer lying on the ground. She grabs the hammer in her tail and starts whacking herself in the head with it. Cut to inside the private memories room where the room violently shakes with each hit, but Carnie ignores the shaking, and continues to read through the file she's currently holding. We then cut to outside Jun's head, where she has a bunch of lumps on her head, a black eye, and missing teeth while stars spin around making a tweeting sound.

Jun: (dazed) Had...enough...yet? Just wait! Soon you'll have no choices but to leave my head or you'll be a great big pumpkin! Where's my napkin? (she collapses to the ground unconscious)

Inside Jun's head, the lights go off. Carnie lights a match, then uses it to light a lantern.

Carnie: Boy, it's dark. Jun must be unconscious. What was I doing again? Oh yes!  

She leaves the private room and runs across the hallway into another one, where she finds a framed photograph of a nude Richard the Ranter. Carnie pulls the picture off the wall and tears the photo apart.

Carnie: There! Now that the task is done, I just need to go out and tell Jun...wait a minute. She's unconscious. Does that mean? Yes! I can do whatever I want in here! Let's see...what should I do? I know!

Carnie hops down the hall and finds herself standing in front of a huge machine with a bunch of wires attached to it.

Carnie: Maybe if I mess around with her main controls just a little, I can make her a tad less grumpy all the time.

She walks over to a wire and tugs on it a bit.

Carnie: I won't change TOO much. I'll just make her more willing to play with me.

She splits into four Carnies, who all work together to unplug every single wire and plug it back into a different location. Once they're done, the duplicates all high five one another before grouping back together into one.

Carnie: All righty! Let's see what Jun's like now.

Cut to Jun still lying on the floor unconscious will all her injuries healed. Her ear stretches open and Carnie steps out. The rabbit runs up to the unconscious unideer's face and shakes her.

Carnie: Jun! Juny!

Jun opens one eye, then the other, before awkwardly standing up.

Carnie: Hi, Jun! How you doing?

Jun: (goofy, high-pitched Betty Boop-esque voice) Heddo bunny! I wike bunnies! (grabs Carnie with her tail and hugs her) Bunnies cute! I wike da cute fwuffy cute bunnies. I wike to hug da fwuffy cute bunnies.

Carnie: I already like this new Jun better than the old one! Hey, New-Jun!

Jun: (drops Carnie to the ground) Yes, cute fwuffy bunny?

Carnie: Wanna go blow bubbles?

Jun: Bwow bubbuhs? We gonna bwow bubbuhs! I wike bwowin' bubbuhs, yes.

Carnie: Awesome! So do I!

Cut to Carnie outside with a bubble wand and a bottle of bubble soap.

Carnie: Now, watch this, New-Jun!  

Carnie dips her bubble wand into the soap and blows a bunch of bubbles. Suddenly, she hears a belching sound accompanied by a fleet of bubbles from behind her. The rabbit turns to see Jun belching bubbles while an empty bottle of bubble soap lays next to her.

Jun: Bubbuhs taste like candy. I wike candy. Candy good.

Carnie: Cool! You wanna do something else?

Jun: Me have fun wiff fwuffy cute bunny fwuff!

Carnie: I take that as a yes. C'mon, friend!

What follows is a montage of Carnie and New-Jun playing games and doing crazy things together while New-Jun continues to act like a little child. This part could be up to the storyboard artists, or I could add it later.

Soon, it's night, and the two are walking towards Carnie's hole.

Carnie: Whew! I'm tuckered out. I think I'll hit the sack. See you tomorrow, New-Jun!

Jun: Wut we gonna pway next, bunny?

Carnie: For now, I just want to sleep.

Jun: I wiked when we see bugs. I wike bugs.

Carnie: I do too. Night!

Carnie jumps into her hole. Much to her surprise, when she enters the bottom, Jun is there waiting for her.

Jun: (singing) I wike da wed bugs, and da bwoo bugs, and da gween bugs, and...I wike when we say bye-bye to da bugs. Bye-bye, bugs!

Carnie: I liked the bugs too, but it's time to go to bed, New-Jun. You go back to your place, okay?

Jun: I gonna pway a game. I wanna pway anothuh game.

Carnie: We can play another game tomorrow. Now you go home and let me rest, okay?

Carnie walks into the bathroom, and screams upon seeing Jun in the bathtub.

Jun: I don't wike stinky baffwoom. Stinky baffroom gwoss! Ew!

Carnie pushes Jun out of the bathroom.

Carnie: Now go home, okay? We can play tomorrow. (closes door)

After brushing her teeth, Carnie steps out of the bathroom and breathes a sigh of relief upon seeing that Jun is gone. She goes upstairs to her bedroom, and screams upon seeing Jun in her hammock bed.

Jun: I wike big soff bed. Soff bed comfy. (swings around on it causing the straps to break and the hammock to fall) Now we pway game!

Carnie's eye starts to twitch before she takes a deep breath and calms down.

Carnie: New-Jun, I know you like to play. I like to play just as much as you. But you see, I'm really tired. And I really want to...

Jun: I pway game now!  

She runs downstairs, and Carnie hears the sound of crashing. The rabbit runs down to check it out, and is horrified to see that the unideer is kicking at the walls with her hind hooves and leaving enormous holes.

Jun: (singing) I wike to pway games wiff bunny! Bunny pway games wiff meeeee!

Carnie begins to twitch upon seeing the damage. Suddenly, her brows slowly start to wrinkle. Her teeth begin to grit, her face starts to turn red, and she slowly becomes angrier and angrier. Finally, she screams.

Carnie: WE ARE NOT PLAYING ANY GAMES!

Jun looks at Carnie with a sad look on her face.

Carnie: IT'S LATE! I'M TIRED! I WANT TO GO TO BED! AND I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU KEEP WRECKING MY HOUSE! NOW GO HOME AND WE'LL PLAY TOMORROW! OKAY?!

Jun looks like she's about to cry. Carnie starts to regret yelling. Suddenly...

Jun: (happy) I wike da bubbuhs. Bubbuhs taste weawwy good. Yummy.

Carnie: Alright, that's it. You know what? I liked the old Jun better! Hold still. This is a game I like to call “Fix Jun and Make Her Grumpy Again”!

Carnie runs over, stretches Jun's ear open again, and steps inside. We are treated to a shot of the rabbit running through the halls of Jun's mind as the latter's voice blares in through the loudspeakers.

Jun: (singing) I wike to wook at sky! Heddo sky! I wike cwouds! Heddo cwouds! I wike sun. Heddo, sun!

Finally, Carnie reaches the main control room. She self-duplicates into four Carnies again, and all four duplicates pull out all the plugs and put them back into their proper places before getting back together. The rabbit runs back through the hall and jumps out of Jun's ear. Jun looks dizzy and her eyes are spinning.

Carnie: Jun? Are you alright? Speak to me?

Jun: (normal voice) Ugh...what happened? Why am I here in your hole? (belches bubbles) Why did I just belch bubbles? (glares) What did you do while I was unconscious, Carnie?

Carnie: (looking nervous and sweating) Well, you see...I kinda, sorta, accidentally changed your personality a little tiny eensy weensy bit.

Jun: How “eensy weensy”?

Carnie: Well...

Carnie pulls out a VHS and sticks it in the VCR on her TV. We get to hear audio from the TV and see Jun's reaction.

New Jun (from TV): Bye-bye, buggies! I wike the bugs. I wike the gween bugs best.

Jun's jaw drops and her eyes open wide upon seeing the video. Her ears and eyes begin to twitch, and she starts to foam at the mouth.

Carnie: Jun, please listen to me! I can explain!

Jun's facial expression turns maniacal, with insane eyes and a creepy wide grin. She trots over to the closet and uses her tail to pull out random weapons like an axe, a baseball bat, a rope, and a hammer.

Jun: Nope. This won't do. No, not this. Aha! Perfect!

Jun holds up a bicycle pump, the same one that Carnie used on her earlier. Jun starts to slowly creep toward a terrified Carnie with that same maniacal look while chuckling insanely.

Carnie: Please, Jun! You have to understand! I was tired of your grumpy attitude, and...mmph!

Jun shoves the nozzle into Carnie's mouth and uses the pump to inflate the rabbit as revenge for what happened earlier. We cut to the outside of Carnie's hole, but we can still hear everything going on inside.

Jun: So...heh heh...how do you think it feels to be inflated yourself? Heh heh! Not as fun, eh?!

Carnie: Mmph! Mmph!